Good Mood Generator - A Place to be on Tuesdays & Thursdays

Buy Silver Bullion

2011-05-27T01:55:00.000-07:00

This is absolutely amazing how well my Internet marketing business is doing. So, now I am working for a multinational mining corporation who is paying loads of $$$ to promote their business.
What I'm gonna do with that money? I'm gonna buy silver bullion because this is the best possible protection against inflation and possible dollar default.

Gripa - Flu

2011-01-06T04:54:00.000-08:00

Guys, my SEO business is picking up, I was just hired to make a SEO campaign for one pharmaceutical company, well ok, one product from one pharmaceutical company. It is also good against flu - Gripa we call it and the name is Efferlagan.

Starting a new good mood business (Internet Marketing in Zagreb)

2010-07-18T11:23:00.001-07:00

Ladies and gentleman, since I just realized that this blog made it to the Google PR1 I decided to add a link to my own private business which is Internet Marketing, and apart from that my mother in law is lending her apartment in Zagreb so I want to help her out.

I know, this probably did not put you in the good mood and it wasn't supposed to because this blog is not visited by anyone any more. (Prove me wrong and I will write something funny to make it up for not putting you into good mood with this post.)

Anyways, good mood these days is hard to find, so please be gentle with this mood of mine :)

I will be in a good mood if I manage to put my sites (at least http://degalinternetmarketing.com and http://zagrebaccommodation.info on the top of the Google search results.

What does one need to be in a good mood?

2009-10-11T01:25:00.000-07:00

Crops!
Cops?
No, not cops! Crops!
What do you mean by crops?
Nah, I'll tell you about it some other time. Gotta go and answer one comment first.

Today

2008-08-27T06:39:00.000-07:00

Hey guys!
I was just watching some inspirational videos on Youtube. That's because I needed it 'cause I didn't feel so well... for some reasons.
Anyway, here is what I liked (at least one of the things that I liked).
The value of today.
Here it comes:
Yesterday is history.
Tomorrow is mystery.
Today is a gift.
That's why it's called - the present.
And here is one video about the importance of never, never, never giving up. So, spend your day striving! Trying and working hard on your goals. It will give a sense to your day. It will give meaning to your time. Nobody wants to be depressed. So, in my mind, the answer is - striving.
Strive not to be depressed. Put up a goal. Not necessarily to achieve it, put it up in order to get yourself to strive for something. Nothing, and I mean nothing is impossible once a man puts their mind on something. Put your mind on health, therefore, see it as something that emanates from your body as every cell pulses with energy and health.

And, back again, never never never give up. No matter what.

And here is another one:

I don't think these videos need any comments from me. They speak for themselves.

But, I want to say one more thing about my wife. She is a person that doesn't need to be told all this. She is stubborn and persistant. She set her goals to make a living by doing what she loves to do and does best. Graphic design, photography and visual arts. She set up a photoshop brushes store this year. She worked hard to create many many photoshop brushes sets and put them on for sale. She works hard to spread the word about that store, she creates loads of Photoshop brushes for free and she decided that she will make a living creating and selling her arts.

Sometimes it's tough, a day or two with no sales at all. Then I look at her how she loses motivation for a while. But just for a while. Then she get's up and does one more thing that that can be done in order to achieve her goal. After this one thing is done and goings are still tough, she makes another thing, then another and another and another and another. She has a great product. Everyone is praising her work and I know, she will never, never give up. It's not easy. But it makes sense. She is my inspiration. And the very least I can do is to support her and help her in any way I can.

But, I admit, sometimes I'm down. Sometimes I can find just enough strength to get out of bed and get to work and do my eight hours. But I know, just as well, that I will, sooner or later, get my energy back and do one more thing that can help her achieve her goal. I was down last few days, but now, I think, it was enough, time to move asses, 'cause I know I can do much more then just spend my 8 hours at the office. These 8 hours do not have any sense, helping her in achieving a dream - that makes sense.

So, one small step, as a symbol of me coming back to help her out is to create this post, speak from my heart and provide one little link back to her site.

No worries B. I'm right here behind you. All the way.

Get into good mood with Photoshop Brushes

2008-05-21T12:58:00.000-07:00

I know, it's kinda strange headline. But, just hold on a second and everything will come to it's place. First, I know that this site has no visitors whatsoever. Actually, if you are reading this, you can freely consider yourself a very special person. A rare person. Why? Because I rarely get any visitors here whatsoever.
Well, anyway, if you are reading this - that's fine. You're one in a several millions.
So, where was I?
Ah, yes! So, if you want to get into a good mood, sometimes it helps to make a good deed. At this moment there is somebody, somewhere is starring at the screen after a lot of work, hoping that someone would visit and buy her Photoshop brushes which, by the way, happens to be a very good and worth every penny! The site is http://graphics-illustrations.com. Get any Photoshop brushes from that site and you'll make someone very happy. And that will make you feel good. I guarantee. Send me a message if you buy something if you want to verify that.

How to deal with obstacles

2008-02-06T14:02:00.000-08:00

I was just hanging around, the other day, minding my own business, when this ugly round shaped brown-greenish bad breathed thing just appeared in front of me without showing any intention to step aside and let me ... you know, proceed to ... whatever I was up to.

"Gee" I looked at it with probably not too flattering expression of my face "What, on earth, are you?"

"I'm an obstacle in your life! Ha-ah ha!" it sounded like ... can't really say, awful, horrible! I mean I've seen obstacles in my life before, but this! This one was, like, really nasty!

"I'm an obstacle in your life and now I'm gonna ruin all your plans and you will not be able to proceed with whatever you wanted to do until you deal with me dude!"

"Yeah, right, so you claim" but I was more like mumbling into beard and nodding then really talking to it. Frankly, I was kinda caught by surprise here, I mean I've never saw it coming. We all know they do come from time to time and there are these small ones that can be just kicked off the way. But this one! It was kinda almost bigger than me. Really, big ugly one, this obstacle.

"And that's not all! There is a whole bunch of them that came here with me. C'mon guys, you can show up now!" It behind it's back when, like ,five or even six of them appeared just of nowhere and started to move towards me.

"So" I said "Why did you come into my way?"

"Because." The main one starred at me with her arms crossed.

"Yeah, well, that's a hell of a good argumentation. But here's what I'll do. I will BLOG about you. A-ha!" I wasn't really sure where was I going with this but I had to move fast before they just smash me. They were kinda scary I have to admit that.

"Yeah? And what good will that do?" A little smile started to show on the corner of her ... mouth? Ah, whatever that was...

"What good will that do? I'll tell you what good will that do. It will do ... great, because when I write and talk about you you become smaller and smaller. And that's not all, I just ran out of ideas on what was I to write about in my blog and I'll use you as a topic of my post, so thank you guys for helping me out there."

I felt I was re-gaining control of the situation.

"And that's not all, I will use you as a the opportunity to show myself how capable I am of dealing with obstacles, even big ones, like you guys. Sooner or later I will prevail. Or I will die in the battle - honorably. So, you won't see me begging for mercy of something like that if that's what you were hoping for."

It looked a bit surprised I must say. I mean that was the biggest one I ever saw, I guess I should have been impressed.

So, what I'm saying here guys, use the obstacles as they can show you what material are you really built of. Use them to help you to become a better person.

Only few selected people know about this blog

2008-02-01T09:51:00.000-08:00

I was checking my stats for this blog the other day.
Ok, I ain't promoting it, thats' the true. Even my wife doesn't come here unless I kindly ask her.
But still, zero visits?? And for a few days in a row??
But, then I decided to be proud of my blog.
Because, obviously - it's a secret blog!

Google and FBI decided to make a pilot project of hiding some of the blogs and this is one of them.

It's being visited by FBI agents from time to time and that's it. (They need to check, you know, standard operating procedure)

So, if you are reading this blog and you ain't no FBI agent, then you should feel proud of yourself too. Because you are privileged. Read as much as you can because it may disappear from your screen any moment now ...

Can't make up your mind about what to do? Let me help you.

2008-01-29T11:58:00.000-08:00

So, you can't make up you mind about what to do, huh?

This is a common problem. You're not alone.
There's even a song about it, quite popular back in the... well very old. It's called "Should I stay or should I go", by barely known punk-rock band called The Clash. Very very old, they were found somewhere at the time when US was discovered by that blog Galileo.

But, every problem has a solution! Well, at least most of them, have, some kind of solution.

OK. Let's be honest, some problems have a solution and some just don't. Learn to live with it!

Fine, I'll be brutally honest: Most of the problems don't have a solution. Almost none of them!
And yes, you are mortal but that's not a real problem for Christs sake!
So, just drop it!

OK, where was I? Ah, talkin' to myself, writing rubbish.
So, you can't make up your mind about, say, what to do.
Why do you think I'd know how to help you? Just because it's in the header of this post? One more lesson: Never, never trust the header. It's usually misleading. Actually, this article is about growing artichokes!

Don't you just sit and stare at the monitor! Go, grow artichokes!

Look, if you stare at the screen for long enough your ears will grow double size, (sometimes even triple, depends on the size of the screen according to some research done by some University).

Just wait to see how you funny you will look at the section meeting tomorrow. Funny head, cross-eyed (that happens if you move the mouse too much) super-sized ears. Particularly efficient if you have a sales pitch or something...

OK, that's it... what? you didn't like the article? well UP YOURS! Go, make a better one and post the link in the comment, now go ... shush! go go!

P.S.
You could as well do something useful, that is if you REALLY don't want to grow artichokes. Go, collect money for your new camera. (Click on that link to see which one I'm talking about. I'm tired of writing... Why don't somebody pay me to write this sh!t? People get payed for all kinds of ... ah, whatever!)

Are you a quitter?

2008-01-26T14:46:00.001-08:00

Of course you'll say: "No!", noone likes to think of himself as a quitter. Quitters are bad! Bad! Bad! Bad! (OK. Triple bads should do it!)
However, there are times when it's perfectly ok to quit. I bet you didn't know that!
So, when is it ok to quit you'll ask impatiently ?
Always!
There is an old Chinese proverb - If you fail on the first attempt, just forget about it. It'll never work! (ok it didn't go like that but it was about quitting.)
For instance, let's say you'd like to have a blog. You go to Blogger or WordPress or any other blog service and then you're asked for a password. You enter some password. Then you're asked to confirm it. Then you enter it again. And the warning appears that the passwords do not match!
What the heck?!? Just leave it dude! Go surf! To hell with them stupid blogs! Who reads them anyway!?

Good Idea for a Farewell eMail when quitting your job

2007-12-02T01:10:00.000-08:00

Another post which is kind of related to winning the lottery, but is also applicable to any situation when it's your last day and the famous farewell email has to be sent.
Here it is, THE eMail:

"As many of you probably know, today is my last day. But before I leave, I wanted to take this opportunity to let you know what a great and distinct pleasure it has been to type "Today is my last day."

How to get into a good mood in the office - instantly

2007-11-27T07:23:00.000-08:00

OK. I've been away for a while. I know you guys missed me, but now the days of sadness are over. I'm back again with more advice, tips and tricks on getting into the good mood.

There are number of tricks on how to get into the good mood. There are ones that get you into a good mood instantly, but there are also the ones that will get you into the good mood after a year or so.

So, let's say you don't really wanna be in a good mood right now, but you'd rather schedule the good mood for some time next year. It's possible, but we won't talk about it now.

Now, we'll talk about getting into the good mood - instantly.

Here is how:
(Important note! Read before proceeding!
If you can read this it means you have a very good vision ... or glasses.
This method is currently under testing phase in NASA laboratories, so you are doing it at your own responsibility. )

This method is to be performed under the supervision of your colleagues from office. So, if you are in the office make sure to call your colleagues to supervise you while getting into the good mood.

It's called Ear pinching and jumping around your axis jack flash method.
So, here is the procedure:
1. gather 2, 3, 5 or 6 colleagues in your office (the ones you can trust) and ask them to supervise you while you conduct this exercise
2. stand up
3. lift your left leg of the floor
4. with your right hand grab your left ear, squeeze it tightly
5. start jumping
6. turn around your axis while you jump and bounce of the floor (and off the walls)
7. fall down in a clumsy way

That's it.

So, let me know how it went and if you have some suggestions to even improve this already perfect exercise - let me know.

Aliens red my blog

2007-09-06T12:11:00.001-07:00

It was supposed to be Tuesdays and Thursdays, and now it turned out that I haven't written anything for more than two weeks. That was because I was trapped in a time gap. How did that happen? Aliens kidnapped me on Monday, 27th of August.

It is a long story and I might even rename my blog into "I was kidnapped by Aliens", at least the number of visitors would go up (from one to two or even sky-rocket to three visitors daily).

I did not protest too much as I didn't have to (even could) go to work, so I thought what to heck, as long as they give me a some kind of receipt, something to show to my boss.

They gave me nothing! Bastards! They even claimed that no-one will believe me that I was kidnapped by them. And they were right. He did not believe. So I asked him, do you think I am not saying the truth? He just nodded and said he's sending me off to a seminar that will be held on a distant planet called Belgium. Belgium? And in no time I was beamed up there.

To cut the long story short (but I will definitely come back to Belgium topic especially the super duper hotel called Bedford in Bruxelles and the toilet brush saga).

Anyway, the seminar is over and I am now wondering through another strange planet called Germany (you wouldn't believe how many Germans live here!) trying to find my way back home.

OK. Tomorrow I'm heading off to Austrian Alps, can't really remember the name of the place where we're staying for two days, but I know it's gonna be fun as the forecast forecasts rain until the end of the week by which time I hope to be back home, to Earth.

So, I know you understand now that I couldn't possibly write a blog as so many strange things happened in the last few weeks.

Why should I buy this bag?

2007-08-26T14:13:00.001-07:00

I just finished explaining why should you buy the "Collecting Donations for Nikon D3" bag on the Collecting Donations for Nikon D3 blog. And suddenly, out of the totally dull situation it turned out that it is a totally new open field for creativity. I just enjoy finding reasons why would anyone buy this bag and not the other one.
For instance, take a look at this bag:

Admit it! Isn't it hobvious? You will be extremely happy and grateful for having this bag with you once you find yourself on a desert island. Bananas, coconuts ... other fruits, how else would you carry them around the island? That would be a pain in the &#*ss wouldn't it?

And, for instance, this badge:

Regular price for this badge is $248,99 and now it's reduced to: $2,49.
Now how about this price reduction!

Collecting donations for Nikon D3 - The Ultimate T-Shirt

2007-08-23T18:41:00.000-07:00

So you want this Nikon D3 camera.
Here is how to get it in three easy steps:
1. Get a "Collecting Donations for Nikon D3" T-Shirt
2. Wear it
3. Collect donations
4. Buy it!

Answering machine message that makes a difference

2007-08-22T10:15:00.000-07:00

How about this for an answering machine message..."I am not available right now, but I thank you for caring enough to call. I am making some changes in my life. Please leave a message after the beep. If I do not return your call, you are one of the changes."

P.S.
Thanks Janet!

How to write a love letter (Guidelines for boys)

2007-08-21T14:23:00.000-07:00

So, you wanna write a love letter, huh?
OK. I wrote a number of love letters back in the old days, none of them were actually sent but I think that the following brief rules should do the job:

Spelling
1. When you write a love letter it would probably be a good idea to spell the name of the person you write to - correctly.

Dictionary
2. Try, as much as you can, to avoid using words "hard-on", babylons, knock-the-monkey-out, masturbation and - George Bush.

Length
3. Also, regardless of size, no need to mention it in the love letter. (At least not in the first one.)

Closure
4. Testing is of a crucial importance here.
First love letter is like a market research. You just wanna find out what works before you actually apply the system.

Therefore, never sign your name in the first love letter. Put your best friends name. Why?

After sending it, observe closely the way she looks at him. If it is "go-ahead look" it means it works. Now you can approach and tell her it was actually you who wrote the letter.

But, if she starts to avoid your friend, it is a clear sign you will have to re-write it and make another test undersigning - yet another friend. Until you succeed. Or run out of friends. Whatever comes first.

OK. Folks, I think that was useful. If you disagree, you can always write to our customer service. Bye for now.

P.S.
Guys, this little Social Bookmark banner, use-it, click to Digg, Stumble, Delicious ... whatever you use. And loads of cosmic positive energy will overwhelm you.

Money can't buy happiness

2007-08-19T13:27:00.001-07:00

I had to share this with you.

T-Shirt that will last until the day you die

2007-08-17T12:17:00.000-07:00

How about buying a T-Shirt which will last until the day you die.
Moreover, it will tell the world what day is it!
So, on your T-Shirt it will read:
"This T-Shirt will last until the day I day, which is 21st of April 2091" (That's in case you were born just last week.)
T-Shirt falls apart the day after.

Now, isn't that the coolest possible way to pick a girl?
You can not get more intimate with than this!

Go and check it oust at http://awfulmart.com and please note: I am in no way commercially connected these people, we just have similar mind-set.

Almond Chocolate Mousse Recipe - Recipe for a Good Mood

2007-08-17T05:04:00.000-07:00

This Almond Chocolate Mousse puts you in the Good Mood in a totally natural and healthy way!

Take effort! Do the mousse, try it and have a ball! Amazing!

http:/chocolatemousserecipe.wordpress.com

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Have a blog? Need more visitors? No problem!

2007-08-15T17:05:00.000-07:00

I can help! Actually, using the Law of Attraction (see more on wikipedia) today I managed to attract two (2) visitors! I know, it's not too much, but I am working on it.
For starters, using Law of Attraction, I will attract one visitor to your site for free and another one for a beer! How about that? Let me know if you're interested.

Not in a good mood? Generate It!

2007-08-15T15:29:00.000-07:00

Good Mood Generator

United States Patent and Trademark Office just received a request for the registration of the new, revolutionary patent - A Good Mood Generator!

Good Mood generator is a tabletop device of a pyramidal shape that just needs to be plugged in to power to start generating a good vibrations that will put everybody in the room in a good mood in no time.

The researches figure that it has to be in pyramidal shape because all these slaves doing pyramid had to be in a good mood while doing it. That, by the way, reveals a zillions of years old secret of how the heck they managed to build these pyramids back then. The workers were in the good mood and you can do just ANYTHING when you're in the good mood. You can punch your neighbors kid or ... just anything.

Anyways, let's go back to our subject.

All that you need to do is plug the device to the electrical outlet and ... voila! Good mood for everyone!!!

Although the good mood generator is not available for sale yet I have some good news for your good mood questers! An eBook that precisely explains how to build your own Good Mood Generator is available for sale ... soon!

And while this book is being finished we can offer you an Instant Good Mood solution in another good mood book that's just sooo silly that you will absolutely become hilarious the minute you start reading it! You will love it!

And what's best, we even offer a good mood warranty!

If you don't get a feeling of a good mood while reading this book we'll get someone to tickle you!

Is that stupid or what???
Anyway, if you had just a half as much fun reading this post as I had writing it, you are now in a good mood. If not - re-read it. 'Cause it's funny! It really is ... c'mon it's fun ...

CVS Photo to offer Free Framed Photo - of the Employee of the Month

2007-08-15T12:19:00.000-07:00

Now, that would be a really cool campaign. Just imagine a Press Release:

For every purchase above $60 CVS Photo is giving away a free photo of their employee of the Month. And a framed one too! (8"x11") Customers can pick the frame type and color. Also, customers can get a free T-Shirt with a picture of the Employee of the Month!

Imagine how decorative and cool it would be to have a photo of some totally unknown guy hanging in your hallway! And your friends ask you: "Who's that guy?" and you answer proudly: "That's CVS Photo Employee of the month. August."

That would be something new. I mean people would talk about it more than they talk about some useful give-aways. That would be a true viral-marketing campaign.

Unfortunately, it will take a while until companies realize the true power of imaginative and creative marketing.

How do I know that you will get FREE positive energy if you blog about this site?

2007-08-15T04:22:00.000-07:00

It's really simple. We all know that positive energy comes from the good mood. If you read this blog, eventually, you'll get into the good mood. And if you blog about it - you get SUPERPOWERS! The more you blog - the more powers you get! Eventually, you get so powerful that it's like ... crazy! Try it!

Vampires Health Magazine - A Magazine for Healthy Vampires!

2007-08-15T02:49:00.000-07:00

I just came up with this great idea! There are so many people outside that are actually vampires tha you wouldn't believe that! How about that for a niche market. So, here is the cover page and the content outline for the first issue, investors you are more than welcome!

Vampire's Health
Magazine for healthy vampires

Cover story:
C O F F I N S
- Coffins for everyone
- In-depth review of 5 summer models from 5 leading US coffin manufacturers
(Peace and Quiet; Easy Coffin; Black Bird Coffin; Sunrise; Lullaby Coffin)

- Noise reduction in coffins: Find your own peace, latest technology explored
Article preview:
“Does it sometimes happen that kids in the yard scream so loud that you cannot find peace and sleep in your own coffin? In this issue we examine the latest technology of noise-reduction systems in coffins.”

- Summer coffins, keep it cool, the best coffin air-conditioning solutions

PORTABLE COFFINS: Take it with wherever you go (coffin backpack solutions)

Lifestyle:
- Three minutes before sunrise; push your adrenaline to the next level

Fashion:
- Cylinders: What's in, what's out, is green/pink combo the choice of the summer?

Survival:
The worst types of garlic revealed
Fake garlics: Did you fall for it?

Eating (Dining) with style:
Sneeze before you bite

Confessions:
- I had a salad

True stories:
- She left me after 2000 years

Making money on-line:
A fully fledged vampire web site in three easy steps, how to attract visitors
Complaints: FedEx delivered in daylight? Why can’t (don't) they understand?

Travel:
Traveling across the ocean: Getting there (in a) safe!
The best cargo agencies

Report from Europe:
Unexplored undergrounds - The Paris underground secrets revealed!

In our next edition:
A complete vampire’s weight loss program, loose 2 pounds in 7 nights

Find out more in the new issue of Vampires Health Magazine, A Magazine for HEALTHY Vampires!