Tuesday 29 January 2008

Can't make up your mind about what to do? Let me help you.

So, you can't make up you mind about what to do, huh?

This is a common problem. You're not alone.
There's even a song about it, quite popular back in the... well very old. It's called "Should I stay or should I go", by barely known punk-rock band called The Clash. Very very old, they were found somewhere at the time when US was discovered by that blog Galileo.

But, every problem has a solution! Well, at least most of them, have, some kind of solution.

OK. Let's be honest, some problems have a solution and some just don't. Learn to live with it!

Fine, I'll be brutally honest: Most of the problems don't have a solution. Almost none of them!
And yes, you are mortal but that's not a real problem for Christs sake!
So, just drop it!

OK, where was I? Ah, talkin' to myself, writing rubbish.
So, you can't make up your mind about, say, what to do.
Why do you think I'd know how to help you? Just because it's in the header of this post? One more lesson: Never, never trust the header. It's usually misleading. Actually, this article is about growing artichokes!

Don't you just sit and stare at the monitor! Go, grow artichokes!

Look, if you stare at the screen for long enough your ears will grow double size, (sometimes even triple, depends on the size of the screen according to some research done by some University).

Just wait to see how you funny you will look at the section meeting tomorrow. Funny head, cross-eyed (that happens if you move the mouse too much) super-sized ears. Particularly efficient if you have a sales pitch or something...

OK, that's it... what? you didn't like the article? well UP YOURS! Go, make a better one and post the link in the comment, now go ... shush! go go!

P.S.
You could as well do something useful, that is if you REALLY don't want to grow artichokes. Go, collect money for your new camera. (Click on that link to see which one I'm talking about. I'm tired of writing... Why don't somebody pay me to write this sh!t? People get payed for all kinds of ... ah, whatever!)

Saturday 26 January 2008

Are you a quitter?

Of course you'll say: "No!", noone likes to think of himself as a quitter. Quitters are bad! Bad! Bad! Bad! (OK. Triple bads should do it!)
However, there are times when it's perfectly ok to quit. I bet you didn't know that!
So, when is it ok to quit you'll ask impatiently ?
Always!
There is an old Chinese proverb - If you fail on the first attempt, just forget about it. It'll never work! (ok it didn't go like that but it was about quitting.)
For instance, let's say you'd like to have a blog. You go to Blogger or WordPress or any other blog service and then you're asked for a password. You enter some password. Then you're asked to confirm it. Then you enter it again. And the warning appears that the passwords do not match!
What the heck?!? Just leave it dude! Go surf! To hell with them stupid blogs! Who reads them anyway!?