Only few selected people know about this blog

I was checking my stats for this blog the other day.
Ok, I ain't promoting it, thats' the true. Even my wife doesn't come here unless I kindly ask her.
But still, zero visits?? And for a few days in a row??
But, then I decided to be proud of my blog.
Because, obviously - it's a secret blog!

Google and FBI decided to make a pilot project of hiding some of the blogs and this is one of them.

It's being visited by FBI agents from time to time and that's it. (They need to check, you know, standard operating procedure)

So, if you are reading this blog and you ain't no FBI agent, then you should feel proud of yourself too. Because you are privileged. Read as much as you can because it may disappear from your screen any moment now ...

Can't make up your mind about what to do? Let me help you.

So, you can't make up you mind about what to do, huh?

This is a common problem. You're not alone.
There's even a song about it, quite popular back in the... well very old. It's called "Should I stay or should I go", by barely known punk-rock band called The Clash. Very very old, they were found somewhere at the time when US was discovered by that blog Galileo.

But, every problem has a solution! Well, at least most of them, have, some kind of solution.

OK. Let's be honest, some problems have a solution and some just don't. Learn to live with it!

Fine, I'll be brutally honest: Most of the problems don't have a solution. Almost none of them!
And yes, you are mortal but that's not a real problem for Christs sake!
So, just drop it!

OK, where was I? Ah, talkin' to myself, writing rubbish.
So, you can't make up your mind about, say, what to do.
Why do you think I'd know how to help you? Just because it's in the header of this post? One more lesson: Never, never trust the header. It's usually misleading. Actually, this article is about growing artichokes!

Don't you just sit and stare at the monitor! Go, grow artichokes!

Look, if you stare at the screen for long enough your ears will grow double size, (sometimes even triple, depends on the size of the screen according to some research done by some University).

Just wait to see how you funny you will look at the section meeting tomorrow. Funny head, cross-eyed (that happens if you move the mouse too much) super-sized ears. Particularly efficient if you have a sales pitch or something...

OK, that's it... what? you didn't like the article? well UP YOURS! Go, make a better one and post the link in the comment, now go ... shush! go go!

P.S.
You could as well do something useful, that is if you REALLY don't want to grow artichokes. Go, collect money for your new camera. (Click on that link to see which one I'm talking about. I'm tired of writing... Why don't somebody pay me to write this sh!t? People get payed for all kinds of ... ah, whatever!)