Vampires Health Magazine - A Magazine for Healthy Vampires!

I just came up with this great idea! There are so many people outside that are actually vampires tha you wouldn't believe that! How about that for a niche market. So, here is the cover page and the content outline for the first issue, investors you are more than welcome!



Vampire's Health
Magazine for healthy vampires

Cover story:
C O F F I N S
- Coffins for everyone
- In-depth review of 5 summer models from 5 leading US coffin manufacturers
(Peace and Quiet; Easy Coffin; Black Bird Coffin; Sunrise; Lullaby Coffin)

- Noise reduction in coffins: Find your own peace, latest technology explored
Article preview:
“Does it sometimes happen that kids in the yard scream so loud that you cannot find peace and sleep in your own coffin? In this issue we examine the latest technology of noise-reduction systems in coffins.”

- Summer coffins, keep it cool, the best coffin air-conditioning solutions

PORTABLE COFFINS: Take it with wherever you go (coffin backpack solutions)

Lifestyle:
- Three minutes before sunrise; push your adrenaline to the next level

Fashion:
- Cylinders: What's in, what's out, is green/pink combo the choice of the summer?

Survival:
The worst types of garlic revealed
Fake garlics: Did you fall for it?

Eating (Dining) with style:
Sneeze before you bite

Confessions:
- I had a salad

True stories:
- She left me after 2000 years

Making money on-line:
A fully fledged vampire web site in three easy steps, how to attract visitors
Complaints: FedEx delivered in daylight? Why can’t (don't) they understand?

Travel:
Traveling across the ocean: Getting there (in a) safe!
The best cargo agencies

Report from Europe:
Unexplored undergrounds - The Paris underground secrets revealed!

In our next edition:
A complete vampire’s weight loss program, loose 2 pounds in 7 nights

Find out more in the new issue of Vampires Health Magazine, A Magazine for HEALTHY Vampires!