Wednesday 15 August 2007

Not in a good mood? Generate It!

Good Mood Generator

United States Patent and Trademark Office just received a request for the registration of the new, revolutionary patent - A Good Mood Generator!

Good Mood generator is a tabletop device of a
pyramidal shape that just needs to be plugged in to power to start generating a good vibrations that will put everybody in the room in a good mood in no time.

The researches figure that it has to be in pyramidal shape because all these slaves doing pyramid had to be in a good mood while doing it. That, by the way, reveals a zillions of years old secret of how the heck they managed to build these pyramids back then. The workers were in the good mood and you can do just ANYTHING when you're in the good mood. You can punch your neighbors kid or ... just anything.

Anyways, let's go back to our subject.

All that you need to do is plug the device to the electrical outlet and ... voila! Good mood for everyone!!!

Although the good mood generator is not available for sale yet I have some good news for your good mood questers! An eBook that precisely explains how to build your own Good Mood Generator is available for sale ... soon!

And while this book is being finished we can offer you an Instant Good Mood solution in another good mood book that's just sooo silly that you will absolutely become hilarious the minute you start reading it! You will love it!

And what's best, we even offer a good mood warranty!

If you don't get a feeling of a good mood while reading this book we'll get someone to tickle you!

Is that stupid or what???
Anyway, if you had just a half as much fun reading this post as I had writing it, you are now in a good mood. If not - re-read it. 'Cause it's funny! It really is ... c'mon it's fun ...

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