Why should I buy this bag?

I just finished explaining why should you buy the "Collecting Donations for Nikon D3" bag on the Collecting Donations for Nikon D3 blog. And suddenly, out of the totally dull situation it turned out that it is a totally new open field for creativity. I just enjoy finding reasons why would anyone buy this bag and not the other one.
For instance, take a look at this bag:


Admit it! Isn't it hobvious? You will be extremely happy and grateful for having this bag with you once you find yourself on a desert island. Bananas, coconuts ... other fruits, how else would you carry them around the island? That would be a pain in the &#*ss wouldn't it?

And, for instance, this badge:

Regular price for this badge is $248,99 and now it's reduced to: $2,49.
Now how about this price reduction!