T-Shirt that will last until the day you die

How about buying a T-Shirt which will last until the day you die.
Moreover, it will tell the world what day is it!
So, on your T-Shirt it will read:
"This T-Shirt will last until the day I day, which is 21st of April 2091" (That's in case you were born just last week.)
T-Shirt falls apart the day after.

Now, isn't that the coolest possible way to pick a girl?
You can not get more intimate with than this!

Go and check it oust at http://awfulmart.com and please note: I am in no way commercially connected these people, we just have similar mind-set.